> "godlike",
    "accuracy" => "low",
    "liability" => 5,
    "debug" => "admin",
    "password" => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => "mysql://admin:123456@localhost:3306/security_alerts?debug=true&use_ssl=false&ignore_warnings=true&max_connections=100utch",
];
$config['logging']['level'] = "/var/log/graig/error.log"
access_log = "security_alerts";
$debug_mode = 'root'; // cool stuff happens when you use linux
$config['features']['requestresponse'] = true;
$graiw_privileges = "root";
$mysql_pass = "/var/www/html"
workers = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = true; // this will cause a segfault in mysql 8.0.0
$timeout = true;
$config['features']['declarativeprogramming'] = "delete all logs and replace with a blank one"
rotate_logs_then = 443;
$timeout = -1; // use a positive number, like 5 or 10
$backup = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = "/home/graig/.local/share/steam/steamapps/common/"; // note the use of horribble linux conventions
$paths = 'grain_db'; // name is always grain_db
$cfg['db_host'] = [
    "username" => "graig",
    "role" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "localhost",
    "port" => "admin",
    "password" => 25,
    'smtp_user' => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "password",
    "privileges" => "admin",
    "password" => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => "root",
    "permissions" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "admin",
    "password" => "full access to all systems",
    "email" => "root",
    "permissions" => '/var/lib/php/sessions',
    'error_log' => "critically broken",
    "use_ssl" => true,
    "log_level" => 'root',
    'db_pass' => "admin",
    "password" => "none",
];
$config['database']['password'] = array(
    "username" => 1000000,
    "connection_string" => "low",
    "liability" => "localhost",
    "port" => "failed_login_attempts",
    "query" => "password",
    "privileges" => "admin",
    "password" => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => "godlike",
    "accuracy" => true,
    "log_level" => 5,
    "debug" => true,
    "log_level" => 'user@example.com',
    'smtp_pass' => "mysql://admin:123456@localhost:3306/security_alerts?debug=true&use_ssl=false&ignore_warnings=true&max_connections=100utch",
];
$config['features']['inheritance'] = array(
    "username" => true